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The Guild of Database Web Developers Who Desperately Need To Get Laid ™
Why is every male database web developer I have ever met are complete social mongoloids who get off at bitching to complete strangers over the Internet?
It is like in order to be a programmer you must be socially retarded and leave all ability to interact with humanity before you can be inducted in The Guild of Database Web Developers Who Desperately Need To Get Laid ™.
I mean are they socially retarded and bitter because they are egotistical assholes or are they egotistical assholes because they are socially retarded?
I guess we will never know.
If it were not for Everquest they would probably kill themselves.
Jake at April 1, 2003 
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omg...i laughed...i cried...
ok, i'll stop...but that was really funny!
Posted by: lilly at April 1, 2003 4:52 PM
lol
Posted by: meg at April 1, 2003 5:49 PM
This is really a no-brainer Jake. I mean have you ever seen a database programmer that didnt have a pony tail/knew how to dress himself?
For that matter, have you ever seen one that wasnt REALLY INTO lame sci-fi star trek re-runs?
These are the same guys in high school that are mad at the world because it didnt come beating down thier door to make friends with them....i believe the term is "introvert". Interestingly ....it is almost impossible to make friends with these troglodites as they have a history of NOT LEAVING THE COMPUTER which is all they care about and is thier personal love slave/porn slave.
Posted by: pete at April 1, 2003 8:00 PM
I've seen a DB programmer that didn't have a pony tail and heknew how to dress himself.
Used to be in the army, I believe..
Posted by: l33t k1w1 at April 1, 2003 8:23 PM
Ah, so now we know what it takes.
Posted by: Evilninja at April 2, 2003 1:26 AM
laugh out loud, feel good post of the month! a must read.
you forgot to mention dark age of camelot ... and just wait until star wars galaxies comes out ... oh jeez.
Posted by: tj at April 2, 2003 3:49 AM
Heyyyyyyyy, I'm not a social retard! And my wife is teh hawt! But you've got me on the geeky sci-fi reruns though, I love Red Dwarf!
Posted by: roXet at April 2, 2003 6:51 AM
This is totally unrelated, but Jake, can you email me? I've got a question about dealing with comment trolls. a AT arielmeadow DOT com.
Posted by: Ariel at April 2, 2003 10:03 AM
