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Statement from Gollum on The Oscar Nominations
Now for a statement on Andy Serkis's exclusion from the Oscar Nominations we go deep with in the Misty Mountains to an underground cave for a statement from Gollum.
Lies! It burns my precious! Tricksy false Hollywood bastards! Pompous elites media bastards think that computer graphics are just made at the press of a bloody button. Utter wankers my precious!
And who did they pick instead of poor Gollum precious? Alec Bastard Baldwin, Tim Hippie Robbins and two other wankers that no one has heard. Oh the Motion Picture Academy is false precious! The Oscar would be my precious.
They will lie, cheat and take it from you! They are all a bunch of stuck up nancys who would not know a breakthrough performance if it sneaked up and bit them on the ass like a lying thieving tricksy Hobbit! We will see who actually grosses more than the rest of those elitist unaccessible art house Miramax crap? It will be me precious! Me then we will be the master of the precious! Do you really think that twenty years down the line people are going to look back and think Wow Alec Baldwin and Tim Robbins were much better than all the years of hard work and innovation that went into the Lord of the Rings movies?
I don't think so my precious! Wankers..
I will have to wait until the Return of the King Extended Edition DVD next bloody fall and for Peter Jackson to get off his fat hobbit ass and make The Hobbit after his bloody King Kong Remake. Alec freaking Baldwin and Tim hippie Robbins my precious! Wankers all of them! My precious!
Jake at January 28, 2004 
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Gollum definitely deserved the nomination
Posted by: Kymberly at January 28, 2004 12:31 PM
I concur. The Oscars are nothing but a hosed up popularity contest and are meaningless. Kind of like the nobel peace prize being given to Yasser Arafat.
Posted by: pete at January 28, 2004 6:42 PM
I am watching parts of the two towers special edition tonight on my frickin lcd projected 8 foot wide screen! MY HOME THEATRE RULES!
Remember kids, Bose speakers ROCK!
Posted by: pete at January 28, 2004 7:49 PM
holliwood sucks & gollum rulez!
'a ring is better than an fuckin' oscar'
Posted by: d2 at January 29, 2004 12:32 AM
