Review : StarWars Episode 2 : Attack of the Clones DVD

Here is my review of StarWars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones DVD.

Who the hell names their bad guy Count Doku??!! I mean why not Count Poopie. Also I love it how after Darth Anikin killed the entire village Padme is ok with him she just brushes it off like "Oh you killed a hundred innocent people well you were really mad".

Bad Name, Good plot, Bad name for new faces, almost no Jar Jar Binks, Lots of Jango Fett, Lots of Jedi kicking ass, psycho horny jedi stalker Lots of digital stuff blowing up, Ripped off Bladerunner for the cityscapes and it needed more Sith I mean Christopher Lee was cool but he was no Darth Maul.

How come it is bad to kill humanoids but if the bad guys look like bugs it is ok to carve them up like butter and a hot knife.

I really consider this an animated film at this point. I mean how much computer animation can you cram into a film before you are as digital as ToyStory.

I got it for $10 the day that it came out but didn't get around to watching it for a while because of the Lord of the Rings.

It is worth owning and you don't have to feel so bad about liking it you did having to justify you liking Phantom Menace.

Also this is what Evil Ninja.net had to say about it.
So if the glowering, hyperventilating and self-groping every time he talks to Amidala weren't enough to make Anakin Skywalker creepy and weird, we must always remember that he built himself a gay dad using spare parts. Nothing's wrong with having a gay dad, but purposely building one out of spare parts when you're nine? That's batshit loonball. Not even Hitler did that.