Over in the vegan commie food section of Safeway right by the over priced tofu dogs and vegan burgers lies a selection of bottles of of juices with the some what racy name Naked Food-Juice. I am a sucker for curious things so I had to try it but I was a little put off by the 2 to 3 buck price tag on a 16 ounce bottle of juice. This was two weeks ago and I am hooked for life. God Damnit this is the best bottle of juice that ever graced god's green earth. I mean they are mind-blowing, super tasty and make you feel just damn good. When it is muggy and to damn hot here in Western Washington I long for the cold inviting days of winter that we have like nine month a year.But for those nasty muggy days that you just can't wait for the sun to set there is always an almost all liquid diet. This just make you feel wonderful for not really wanting to eat solid food till the infernal sun sets. Even when summer finally ends and we can all go back to living under the clouds and rain I will not forget the god damn nectar of the gods that is Naked Juices. They are to normal crappy frozen juice what quality latte is to nasty cold drip coffee. They are a bit on the expensive side but SO WORTH IT.
9 out of 10. Nectar of the Gods.
i must agree fully with you. my favorite is this one soy somethin somethin *i can't remember the name* but it is the best damned juice ever. much better than odwalla and won't give you ecoli!
DAMN STRAIGHT! I wish I could find this stuff discounted somewhere, I'm going broke on my 2 bottle a day habit. It's still worth it! Green Machine rocks!
Two a day? That is quite a habit. Why not cutting down to a banana and glass or regular juice? I haven't had one in months but that is due to the cooler weather. I am sure that I will be loving these again when the mercury rises and the sweat flows.
I love this stuff! And am glad to finally find something about it that tries to get the point across about how good it really is! I love every flavor...but especially Power C...
I have to say that Naked Juice is wonderful all around! I work for this company and must say that these juices are the best thing out there! Totally fresh, healthful, and unique! My favorite is Protien Zone!
It's like CRACK in a bottle (not like I have actually tried crack) but I say, goddamn!
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I absolutely loved the Pomegranate Passion, however, if it costs $4.50 for a tiny little bottle, it had better cure cancer. We will wait for the novelty to wear off and check the prices later.
Mango Naked is the best thing that mankind has ever created.
I must say, I've never been compelled by any drink to go looking for reviews online to verify my impression of it --- until Naked! I gave it a try a week ago, and like Anna, I'm sucking down two bottles a day with a wide grin. Best of all, I'm not hungry for junk food or other stuff when I drink it because -- and I'm convinced of this -- my body is not LOOKING for anything. These drinks give you the nutrition you need. Best damn juice drink I've ever found.
I agree with ben. I almost felt foolish searching for reviews but apparently I'm not alone. I love this stuff and the food plaza at the bank one (chase) building in the loop (chicago) has them for $2.50!!!
College is a true test of how dedicated you can be to a healthy lifestyle, because it is damn near impossible. College is where I discovered Naked Juice. After a semester of guzzling down Mt. Dew, I soon grew to despise all soda's and junk food, and even most diet food.
Once I discovered Naked, I knew I would cherish it for the rest of my life. It really makes you a new person. I have tons of energy and it's simply changing my personality! I wish everyone could enjoy the benefits of this stuff, because if more people bought it, then maybe it wouldn't cost so much.
I ventured online to see if I could buy it online, get it in bulk, maybe save some money that way. This stuff will definitely motivate me to have a lucritive career after college, because I'm gonna be sucking down 3-5 bottles a day.
May Naked Juice rise and vanquish the evil Big Soda companies.
Man am i glad to hear you guys speak so highly of the juice. I tried it 2 days ago and i was online trying to find it by the case and came across you guys. I think the G.D. word is a little harsh of a word but i am definately feeling the excitement. I'm totally jacked for this stuff.(totally jacked you'd think i was a geek or something) Anyways keep drinking this stuff, I am.
I'm so happy to see other ppl also love this brand. I esp. love blue machine and red machine bcuz i can't have coconut or pineapple. Pineapple is to acidy so its toxic for my body. I love this drink bcuz I can't have sugars in my diet so this is the only juice I can enjoy. Plus it doesn't have chemical perservatives as well. I wish they had this in bulk!
You can buy 2 quart bottles for around $6 - $8 at Costco.
I knew how great this juice was, but my BF doesn't care for it...I was looking to see if I was some kind of freak and maybe liked something awful...you all confirmed that he is the freak for not liking it and I will be a loyal consumer of this product for as long as they make it. There were coupons in the paper for $1.00 off 2 bottles about a month ago. I really took advantage of that. I pay $3.19/bottle and would probably pay more...that is so sad, but I have to!!!
Costco has both Large bottles and smaller bottles (in a 12 pack) for lower prices. The selection isn't as great, but I guess you can't have everything! The new energy drinks rock!
OK; I have been drinking this stuff for 5 months and I thought I was the only one who was blown away by this product; good to see others feel the same way. Protien Zone is my favorite along with Green Monster... I pay 2.69 at the co-op down here, but they always run out. whole food market price is 2.99. Alb NM USA.
I just tried my first bottle of Naked, and Im extremly satisfied with this wonderful product. I was told it was great, and it was. Although Green Machine does not look appealing, I soon found its' sensual pleasures upon my taste buds. I have a very hard to contain sweet tooth, and this is the perfect healthy solution. You get a great sweet taste without added sugar. Naked juice is better than sex.
Just tried Naked Juice Green Machine last night for the first time... AMAZING!! I tried buying another bottle to take home with me from the cafe but they closed the cash register for the night :(. Need more Naked Juice!! GREEN MACHINE ROCKS!
i love this juice... but 4 dollars a bottle is rape. and y cant we buy it by the bulk online. does anyone know???
I just tried naked juice today on a whim while I was picking up milk, and FELL IN LOVE with it!! It'll be off the shelves and in my bag whenever I see it, and this is coming from a person whose only had water all her life just because she was too picky about taste in other drinks! And now that I'm in college, I'm CRAVING energy, and probably lots of nutrients too, so I think I'll survive off the stuff; just one bottle today put me in an amazing mood and gave me lots of energy. I just wish I could order it off the internet, to be sure I don't get withdrawel symptoms if the local stores in this middle-of-nowhere-campus are out of stock.
Hey, I used to drink this stuff along with the "Samantha's," which is made by the same company, but I know they discontinued making the samanthas. Anyway I love this naked juice and I have been looking all over for it. Does anyone know where I can get it?? Is there a website where I can buy it online? I live on Long Island and no stored have it.
Best drink ever! I am looking for cases to buy to keep the fridge stocked. Perfect "on the way to work drink".......Healthy as shit too!
I agree w/ all of you..Nakeds are the best drink out there and I drink two a day as well. Pure fruit, how else would you sit there and down 2 lbs of fruit in a day, you won't but these drinks are simply amazing and incredibly great for the body. Can't find them on line either. So frustrating. I've emaild the company, you all should try to do the same and see if they get the message. Stay Naked for Life!!!
Sam's Club has it. Natural Health food stores should have it too.
mmmm love it. gets me through the day. it gets kinda pricy but id trade it over starbucks anyday
i love those juice too does any one know a website to buy to cheap because i spend a lot of money on it.
i went online looking to see if this stuff was a scam and really bad for you cuz i can't believe anything that tastes this good can actually be good for you!!! love, love, love the pomegranate but it blows my mind that i'm spending 10 dollars for a half gallon when a whole gallon of milk is only 2 bucks!
Hooray UW-Madison housing for charging $2.50 per bottle...and it's so, so good.
i looovvvvve naked juice, despite the 3 dollers bottle its pretty worth the drink, its like heaven in a bottle i have to say, i love berry blast its so good mmmmmmm
I like to drink Naked in my car, in the parking-lot of the store, and I even like to drink Naked walking around town.
I can't believe that it's so easy to get away with drinking Naked...with all the little kids around. Where have my morals gone, seriously!
Hey all, I know at my Ralphs and Vons, they have a book of coupons on the Naked juice display for $1.00 off 2 and the coupon expires on Sept 30,2007. I've been using mine at Vons because certain flavors pomengrante cherry and berry blast are on sale 4 for $10. Since Vons doubles coupons that is 4 for $6 which is $1.50 a bottle!
I have to agree...this stuff rocks! I like the Rainforest Acai. It reminds me of MonaVie. I am definitely hooked!
I live in Seattle, WA I love the product and I would like to know where can I buy it by the case. Thank you
Yo, I asked them why I cant order online and they said that it was because it has to stay at 40 degrees or it goes bad...
They gave me a bunch of coupons for free juice though. Might wanna try emailin em.
I agree this juice is the best I have ever tasted. I just seen it in the store tonight and decided to pick up a bottle. While it is rather expensive I still feel that it is worth the cost. Oh by the way Naked is owned by PEPSICO.
I love this juice. "Green Machine" rocks. After trying it for the first time I felt better and had way more energy. I too want to buy in bulk!!
I love the Strawberry Banana
Your review is the truth! I drink it as often as I can (bashas's usally has a sale where they are always .50 cents or so off, not sure if all stores are like this being that I shop at bashes all the time!) Love the purple and green machine~^ ^ ~
I love Naked juice so much, I have resorted to stealing it. Every day I go down to the cafeteria in my dorm building and load up my jacket with several bottles. Yum!
my sister drinks them all the time, and im drinking one right now for the first time, i came here to see if it was a scam loaded with sugar and shit but theres about 40000 posts that say otherwise, my real concern is even tho its natural sugar is it going to make me gain weight?
Are you kidding? 28g of sugar! 140 Calories per serving. Coca cola has 39g. Watch out. I drink it every few weeks but in strict moderation.
Guys guys...
if you drink it after a workout everyday it's perfect.
There's nothing wrong with carolies and sugars, just as long as you're on a steady workout program. I used to drink Red bull just to be able to last through a workout.
I think poeple judge sugars to harshly these days. Maybe it's because nobody works out anymore?
Sugars and calories aren't evil...but when included with the increasingly sedentary lifestyle, sugar especially increases the risks for diabetes. I think that applies to natural and artificial sweeteners. These juices aren't evil - just drink in accordance to your lifestyle. If you spend all day in front of a computer and then most of the evening glued in front of the tv, then obviously four 32-oz. bottles in addition isn't exactly healthy. This drink (like any food & beverage) will make you gain weight if you don't burn off the energy derived from it.
That said, I love this stuff. I just discovered that Sam's club has a two pack of big bottles for $6 which makes me thrilled since I can now have this regularly. It makes getting my recommended 5 a day all that much easier.