At least it is not a Christmas Story. I fucking hate that movie. I mean other massively overplayed Christmas movies like "It's a Wonderful Life" was good until they started playing it again and again but A Christmas story annoyed me the first time I watched it and then every damn time. It is aired or played in store around this month. I swear it is on a continuous loop on TV right now. I hate the stupid fat kid. I don't care what he gets for Christmas or what bad words he said and I fucking laugh when he screams in pain as his tongue is stuck to the pole frozen the dumb ass.
It is this movie and Forest God Damn Gump that paint a sad revisionist disturbing view of America. I sleep happy knowing that if this fantasy bastard was to continue his fictional life he would be divorced and penny less with four kids who hate him and I would laugh at him Ha Ha hahahahaha.
Oh I think that the tongue stuck to the frozen pole scene is an analogy to the author being molested by a Priest as a kid who now has castration anxieties when ever fellated.
Now where the hell can I find Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo DVD this time of year?
If you are forced to watch anything enough times you will learn to hate it. By the way, Ralphie didn't get his tongue stuck to the pole. I think that was his friend Schwartz. Ho ho ho! Don't shoot your eye out!
I still think that sceen is about subconcious homoerotic castration anxieties.
I like it because I like Jean Shepherd, the author. He was so great on the radio!
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Well I guess that some one has to like it. I have never been much of a radio fan. It just find that movie so Nutra-Sweet.