The new season of the Osbornes starts tomorrow night. So I am predicting that I will get a lot of hits on an old post on mine. Appereantly I have the number one site among gullible people who just can't get it through their head that there is no cure for cancer one it enters the blood stream and spread to the rest of the body.
Check out the comments of by Darrin the dumb ass who believed a turn of the century con man created a cure for cancer. He also has the worst spelling of anyone who has ever posted to this site.
Or the 13-year old kids who think that the comments that they post on this site will magically get delivered to the Osbornes by Santa Claus.
Where the hell do these people come from? Oh and one thing that I have noticed. 99.99% of total dim wits and morons that post on this site use AOL or Hotmail.

Oh fuck... that was funny. Some people are soooo stupid, it amazes me that they can operate a computer.
Judy
PS: Dear Sharron, Get well soon. *snicker* (smack me any time)
These aren't made up I have been getting a steady stream of them for the last couple months.
Hey man you could make some money off of this. There is a sucker born every minute. New rule....from now on, I propose that Jake do at least one post a day on the ozzzzzbournes. That way, many hits and good fortune will befall you. You shall be bathed in wealth good luck and PS2s.
BBQ can finally get the supa dope X-BOX of his dreams too!
Nah I never think it is a good idea to encourage the compleatly fucking insane. One thing I can't wait to see in the next season is when Jack take a cold water hose to crazy fans who are camping out on their lawn.