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If you don't talk to your kids about Kitten Huffing who will?
I am not very proud of the fact that some articles from Uncyclopedia.org are so damn funny that I almost temporarily loose bladder control. This is a Wiki like the Wikipedia but for fake, facts, slander and random surreal comedy. The Wikipedia says Uncyclopedia, which aims to be the "encyclopedia of politically incorrect non-information", is a humorous parody of Wikipedia, although Uncyclopedia claims the reverse.
Go read their article on Kitten Huffing
Kitten huffing is a great alternative to normal street drugs and vitamins. It is well known that ingesting kittens has its side effects, including Phat syndrome. Please, don't huff more than two or three a day. Kitten-related human fatalities are no joke.
Step-by-step Instructions
1. Catch a live kitten.
2. Cup hands around kitten's head leaving a small hole for you to put your mouth around.
3. Inhale strongly until you have sucked the soul from the kitten.
4. Ride the snake. Don't fight it. You feel'n that shit yet? Yeeeeaah.
Jake at September 20, 2005 
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Nothing like huffing a kitten to get your adrenaline up for a day of teaching preschoolers, I can tell you.
That and maybe a cigarette.
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at September 20, 2005 6:52 PM
That last part had me rolling.
"Ride the snake".
I pictured it being whispered by Jim Carrey in that old SNL skit he did.
Posted by: josh at September 20, 2005 7:57 PM
