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How to Burn Xbox Games and Copy Protected CDs
By looking at my search engine hits I can tell that the one thing that dope pimps everywhere on the net want to know from me is "How to burn copy-protected games". I mean your average kid wants to know how to burn PS2 games, and how to burn Xbox games. That is a fact.
It is my duty to inform the public on how to correctly burn some copyrighted copy protected games.
I found out how to do this from this here 3l3t H4x0R site.
First you have to take the DVD that you want to burn and spit shine it so you can get it all ready to be burned.
Now it is a common misunderstanding that you need a CD-RW or a DVD-RW. Now that shit can be expensive and if you are too cheap to buy games then you are probably not going to pay for quality equipment so you have to improvise. Know what I am saying dogg?
I am using my Bling Bling Turbo Toaster with 256X Fire-Wire burning. Be careful to load the game into the read tray and insert a standard blank 700 Meg CD-R into the write tray.
Now then you kick it up to 11 and watch the BURNINATION.
You have to make sure that the drive is hot enough to burn it properly like Trogdor burninates the peasants.
Now if that is not fast enough you can use a tricked out microwave oven to burn a pirate CD game even faster. I am talking about almost real time burning.
There now we have successfully burned the games. Your average video game can cost around $3 Mil to design and program and then those greedy bastards have the nerve to charge $45!?! That is hhack! I mean it cost them a couple million bucks to make the game and you can burn it for free. Dumb game developers.
I mean you are cool and you totally deserve free games.
Jake at June 19, 2003 
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LMAO...oh, my...i'm actually tearing here...haha...poor bastids...ya gave 'em hope and stuff...bwaaaaaaaaahahahaha (*snicker* 3l3t H4x0R...*snicker*)
Posted by: Lilly at June 19, 2003 5:39 AM
Damn! I've been burning my CD's the expensive way all this time and all I needed was a toaster! hehehe... Your whacked today, have you been hanging out with Peter again? ;o)
Posted by: Judy at June 19, 2003 6:58 AM
Right on, that's much more efficient than the Zippo CD Burner I've been using.
Posted by: Trapp at June 19, 2003 6:59 AM
Jake- You have been posessed by the ghost of Peter. You have turned into a complete *bling* *bling* pimp!
Posted by: puunum at June 19, 2003 7:57 AM
j00 gheyhole!1 were am i suposed to get the game in teh 1st plac!?!?!? i cant aford to rentit
were do i dl dao xtreem beach badminton dogg!!!????/ yor site is teh ghey for no dl section also j00 forgt 2 put in that you gotto put a blank dvd on top of your rela one in the mcriowa retard lololz0r!!!!12q
Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2003 9:53 AM
This is hilarious...especially since I couldn't see the last part of the article when I started reading... great photos...
are you sure that is the 256x speed model? it looked more like the old 153x non-turbo model...
Posted by: 40mph_dan at June 19, 2003 10:12 AM
I told somebody that and they broke a toaster doing it.
Posted by: l33t k1w1 at June 19, 2003 11:56 AM
You said Trogdar. ha ahahahhahahahahahahah
oh hell I am a geek.
Posted by: rha at June 19, 2003 9:05 PM
jake help me i'm trying to burn a cd with that roxio cd thingy bob on my computer right well it won't let me open the file that has my music in it so how do i get it to do that? email me back ok? bye
Posted by: Anna at June 20, 2003 3:16 PM
I ... I think I love you. :-)
Posted by: MrsVeteran at June 20, 2003 4:30 PM
who doesn't love jakiepoo?!?!
Posted by: anna at June 21, 2003 3:22 PM
I tried that on my copy of Halo and it doesn't work, dawg! The whole thing's wack! You better pony up the bling bling to pay for my copy of Halo or I will school you in Street Hoopz.
Posted by: Mr. Xbox at June 21, 2003 3:38 PM
cool! and i was wondering why it always took so long to burn cd's with my waffle iron! ;)
btw neat site! allow me to add it to my list of blog links! :)
Posted by: dr_colossus at June 22, 2003 11:13 AM
The CDs are stuck in my toaster now. Would it be alright if I used a fork to dig them out?
Posted by: Jeff at June 22, 2003 9:26 PM
eat my bum.
Posted by: Glandmaster at June 23, 2003 3:48 PM
My IP is 68.75.164.126 and I could not figure out how to leave a real email address or URL
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2003 4:01 PM
damn that's hardcore.
can't wait to tell our people about this.
Posted by: Stuart Ridley at June 23, 2003 5:24 PM
cool trevor
Posted by: HAyleyhendricooo at June 23, 2003 9:29 PM
Guday mate!
I have a potty mouth and I can't understand how to use a real email address.
My IP is 203.134.132.141 and I need to masturbate more to let out my pent up aggression
Posted by: cunty at June 23, 2003 10:37 PM
anyone know where I can get a toaster with buffer underrun protection? =/
Posted by: jebus at June 24, 2003 1:46 AM
you would not belive the number of hits I get from people looking for ways to rip disks ;)
http://www.jumpstation.co.uk/x-disk/x-disk.html
Posted by: rednuht at June 24, 2003 2:00 AM
err... I have tried your method with about 20 of my disks, It's great! I used to use my Sandwich toasting machine to burn the disks, but the odd one got stuck to the machine. Thanks :)
Posted by: Mike at June 24, 2003 7:03 AM
You rule, guy. Way too funny.
Posted by: Mark at June 24, 2003 10:23 AM
a microwave works just as well. burn a cd in less than 30 seconds!
Posted by: Faith at June 24, 2003 4:00 PM
Very funny, yeah, and too true. I'm about ready to trash my copy protected CDs and never buy another one after some of the stuff I have been reading lately about the nastiness that the copyright crusaders are doing. And I am really peeved off at Electronic Arts right now for a number of reasons having to do with the Sims.
Posted by: monde at June 24, 2003 5:32 PM
damn funny site! ROTFL!
Actually thought I was gonna' learn somethin' - right up to where you started with the toaster! HA!
Posted by: MrE at June 24, 2003 7:01 PM
um..It doesn't work, i tried it on 3 separate cds and the cd tray doesnt close... are you sure it can read a crackesd cd? i have a burner and tried the 3rd one in that....the drive read data but it came out in loops the program and crashed, so i had to clean the computer of all the little pieces. ive had to do this 3 times, please tell me what i am missing thanks.
Posted by: Jennifar barton at June 24, 2003 8:27 PM
You can also place them in the base of a medium-sized ashtray. Makes clean-up easy.
Posted by: kitty kat at June 24, 2003 9:46 PM
Great idea!!! To save even more , I burnt all my mates games to slices of cheap bread. Since I stole the loaf from my grandmother I must be like the best ever.
Posted by: Pilsbury "Doh!" Boy at June 25, 2003 2:41 AM
hey........Fill_ the toast_ER_Upp.
Posted by: Phil_R_Upp at June 25, 2003 3:56 AM
I just hope some dope doesn't actually insert a CD or DVD into a microwave oven and gets injured or sets the house on fire.
Other than that, GReAT stuff. :)
Posted by: FCC at June 25, 2003 9:24 AM
Well after the first second or so after the CD zaps and fries it is just cooking next to nothing. It is more likely to burn out your microwave if your run it with nothing in it but the fire hazard is pretty low
Posted by: Jake at June 25, 2003 9:38 AM
Sweet. You should have posted some ads just for the hell of it, God knows you are gonna get the clickthru from hell here.
Posted by: Pedro Vera at June 25, 2003 9:41 AM
remind me never to ask for toast at your house ;-0
Posted by: puff at June 25, 2003 10:02 AM
My IP is 68.169.16.155 and I could not figure out how to leave a real email address
Ripoff. This was done years ago.
http://www.dcemulation.com/help/burning_dc_games_guide.htm
Posted by: Jm R. at June 25, 2003 10:55 AM
No shit dumb ass that is why I linked to DC emu at the start of the article.
Posted by: Jake at June 25, 2003 10:59 AM
Ok i tried it but now it says the disk cannot be read..... 0_o
Posted by: Vanilla Coke at June 25, 2003 11:02 AM
I see we cant use teh 1337z0rz.
OMGWTFUSABBQ!!!
Posted by: Vanilla Coke at June 25, 2003 11:05 AM
That was great man, laughed my ass off. River City Ransom still owns j00.
Posted by: NNFM at June 25, 2003 11:57 AM
Hey, I'm a hacker from way back. This new fangled shit is stupid, nothing beats a rusty soup pot and a leaky zippo. Get some class, do it by hand!
Posted by: Payback at June 25, 2003 12:58 PM
Hi there I just can not under stand the concept of leaving a real Email or URL.
My IP is 4.41.87.174
Posted by: SHEEK at June 25, 2003 1:29 PM
I use my solar powered cd burner all the time, just need a sunny day and a magnifying glass...
Posted by: raygun at June 25, 2003 3:13 PM
I was Trolling for flames but I just can not under stand the concept of leaving a real Email or URL.
My IP is 204.95.235.208
Posted by: Yo at June 25, 2003 3:27 PM
I guess I'm kinda a purist when it comes to Trogdor, but you know, he BURNINATES. I don't know what this "burnanate" thing is you're talking about. Next time you're talking about Trogdor, you gotta go to the Source, man. Awesome article though. Now I just gotta stop my little cousins from burning a copy of my CDs...
Posted by: Kin Tenshi at June 25, 2003 4:32 PM
That's dumb. You don't have to be a genius to know that this doesn't work. I'd like to see you try and make your "burned" CD or DVD work after using this dumb technique.
Posted by: VooDoo KnighT at June 25, 2003 5:16 PM
You don't have to be a genius to know that this is sarcasm.
sarcasm
\Sar"casm\, n. [F. sarcasme, L. sarcasmus, Gr. sarkasmo`s, from sarka`zein to tear flesh like dogs, to bite the lips in rage, to speak bitterly, to sneer, fr. sa`rx, sa`rkos, flesh.] A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.
Syn: Satire; irony; ridicule; taunt; gibe.
Posted by: Jake at June 25, 2003 5:21 PM
DURRR REALl EMAIL ADDRESS TOO HARD DURRR
My IP is 24.165.162.145
Posted by: Meester Viddeyo Game Person at June 25, 2003 8:39 PM
I have a 4 slot burner. It's most efficient. You'll never believe this, but i actually burn them in the case for a perfect, snug fit. Very impressive.
Posted by: jas at June 25, 2003 9:46 PM
Where can I order the video?
Posted by: DemonEyes at June 26, 2003 12:16 AM
Sarcasm came from tearing flesh like dogs? Lol, funny shit...
Posted by: Payback at June 26, 2003 12:35 AM
Whatever you do, Don't use a deep fat fryer for this!
My George Foreman machine works pretty well, however.
Posted by: WhoMe? at June 26, 2003 12:32 PM
Glad I found this site. I've been rubbing two disks together all day and can't get them to burn. Do I feel primitive or what!
Posted by: noddin0ff at June 26, 2003 1:07 PM
Dahhh... real emal address had 2 type. derrrr
My IP is 62.60.87.142
Posted by: Required at June 26, 2003 2:08 PM
My IP is 199.53.98.75 and I did not leave a real email
Posted by: fidoville at June 26, 2003 2:27 PM
Trogdor Burininate!!!
Way to go man! My bruner is so damn slow, this trick will speed up things a bit :)
Posted by: monkey at June 27, 2003 4:28 AM
He was a man.... dragon man.... well just a dragon... but hey was TROGDOR!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mike M. at June 27, 2003 6:38 AM
Personally I find C4 to be most effective. 2-4 pounds is enough for a perfect burn and the explosion signalling the burn process is complete is a nice touch.
Posted by: Battle Angel at June 27, 2003 8:11 AM
Nice goin. Can't you come up with something original?
Posted by: emmanuel wheat at June 27, 2003 8:19 AM
Hey Emmanuel I linked the site where I got the idea bitch! So bugger off.
Posted by: Jake at June 27, 2003 8:45 AM
Hi I am mentally lame and I hit the button four times in a row. I suck and my IP is 68.106.182.60
Posted by: rad at June 27, 2003 3:34 PM
If you put your CD about 2 seconds in the microwave you get the exact same results PLUS a long term posibility of getting cancer!
Try it, you can actually see how those "breaking" marks get made.
CHEERS!
Bye
Posted by: SpiRiT21 at June 27, 2003 4:39 PM
Microwave radiation does not cause cancer. It causes damage to things that are in when it is on but once a microwave is off there is no real radiation. You get much more radiation from a TV or a day out in the sun. My dad is an atomic scientist.
Posted by: Jake at June 27, 2003 5:19 PM
lol YOU GUYZ ARE ALL FAG USA SUX FOR EVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
thank you
You know I was going to change this but this is much more stupid than any insult I can come up with.
This loser's IP is 66.131.37.110 that puts him in Canada.
Posted by: bob at June 28, 2003 1:49 PM
I like to stick small rodents up my butt and I don't understand the concept of using a real email address. I like to bitch at people on the internet to make up for my super small penis. My IP is 81.79.46.104
I am a limey Brit
Posted by: Can't Say Won't Say at June 29, 2003 10:35 AM
Sarcasm is a difficult concept for some, it would seem.
Got a good laugh, sending out your link to a few folks. See how many toasters get wrecked in the process.
Posted by: Eri at June 29, 2003 4:57 PM
where can i get a Bling Bling Turbo Toaster with 256X Fire-Wire burning
Posted by: Matt at June 30, 2003 1:46 AM
Well hehehe excellent i gotta say coool :) one thing to do kids is use a toaster i say the cds will come out hot an lovely i wonder if you can eat them :) hmmmm hehe. Well done to Macho hehe ;) im gonna give this tip to some kids to see if there mothers come out screaming my lad tried to toast cds what on earth for ? arghhhh muhahahaha things can be acomplished from such nonsense ;-) hehehehe
Posted by: Lee Mills at June 30, 2003 3:57 AM
Quite possibly the lamest joke I have ever seen. It's not even remotely funny unless you are hardcore nerd for life.
Posted by: Hades at June 30, 2003 9:47 AM
I suck ass.. and I suck long time
My IP is 195.241.9.167
Posted by: abc at June 30, 2003 2:00 PM
