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Avast ye Scurvy Dogs!
Avast ye scurvy dogs today be international talk like a pirate day!
In honor of the bloody pirate day I am presenting a link to you of the highest quality. This the EFF guide at how not to get sued by the RIAA scalawag ass bandits. Arr!
T'day I am venturing across the salty Puget Sound to the land' O Seattle and then over the mountains to the valley O' Columbia and the port of Richland Washington. My kin folk be there and I shall return on the Sunday.
But to the praises of Poseidon king of the sea they have DSL in that desolate wasteland and I am bringing my laptop and me trusty parrot Crackers!
Now away with you campy cabin boys before we gets the urges to keel-haul ya barnacle covered booty!
Jake at September 19, 2003 
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LMAO...ya know...that's kinda sexy...shame you can't provide us w/an audio version of that ;) hehe
Posted by: lilly at September 19, 2003 9:54 AM
Better yet - audio visual! (video)
I did! Why couldn't you?!
hahaha.
Posted by: Chloe at September 19, 2003 10:59 AM
Well I don't have a digital video camera or a microphone. But I will see what I can do.
Posted by: Jake at September 19, 2003 11:04 AM
a mic is $10, Jake...c'mon...you know you wanna ;)
Posted by: lilly at September 19, 2003 2:04 PM
Everyone knows pirates are the natural enemy of ninjas. I refuse to participate in this discriminatory holiday.
Feh.
Posted by: Evilninja at September 19, 2003 11:39 PM
How would talk like a Ninja Day be Mike?
Posted by: Jake at September 20, 2003 12:54 AM
Ninjas don't talk, dumbass. They only absorb and expand at a constant rate, digesting everything their wobbly pink mass comes in contact with. Ninjas eventually grow to giant size, destroying everything in their path and generally looking like a giant Jell-O mold with cars, phone booths and skeletons floating inside instead of fruit.
Oh, wait, no. That's The Blob. Dammit.
Hmmm. Talk Like a Ninja Day, eh? I guess it would involve a lot of conversations about boners and guitars. 'Cause, you know, ninjas think about those things a lot, usually at the same time. And then probably something about flipping out and/or killing pirates. Real pirates,with lasers and everything. Yep.
Posted by: Evilblob at September 21, 2003 3:24 PM
Talk Like a Ninja day would involve a lot of talking out of sync with ones lip movements, for sure
Posted by: Jakob S at September 22, 2003 1:21 AM
The camera I have with digital video with sounds is the Canon Powershot A70. (That's what I did the pirate movie with - on my site.) I got it for a little less than $300 on-line. It's a nifty little pocket camera.
Posted by: Chloe at September 22, 2003 10:03 AM
Actually, I don't think Talk Like a Ninja Day would involve any talking, at all. Or if it did, you'd have to introduce yourself as "No one, a shadow" or something in tthat spirit all day long. As in:
"Good afternoon, I dwell in the shadows. What kind of Frappuccino can I get you today? I have no face, etc."
If you didn't want to go to all the trouble of using flowery speech to describe your life in hiding, you could always take a cue from that triumph of shitty cinema, "Ninja Strike Force," and prance about in a bright pink or yellow (or arctic camouflage, if it's a nice day out) ninja suit with a big stupid headband that has little drawings of ninjas on it with the word "Ninja" in really big cursive writing. And be completely serious while doing so. Yes.
Posted by: Evilninja at September 22, 2003 8:59 PM
