Hi there my IP is 211.28.96.68 and I didn't leave a real email address

Hi I don't know how to leave a real email address.

My IP is 218.4.24.246

Edited by Jake

i've run into sooooo many #9's lately, it's not even funny...

i've fixed #20 for my own site ;) (thanks to you, actually)

i don't do #22, and i can assure you any pic i've ever posted was of me (there are some out there, but yer too young for them, sonny ;) haha)

and i'm glad i don't do #23...

i pretty much agree w/all of these...can we include spam though??? b/c i really hate it and:
NO, i don't need a bigger penis, even if i had one, i don't think that'd be an option
NO, i don't need bigger boobies, they are DDD, if they were bigger i'd keel over
NO, i don't need to see donkey porn, thankyouverymuch
NO, you stupid vapid slut, i don't want to see your webcam & what your other 15 female friends are doing w/it
NO, i don't need viagra or a mortgage loan or my credit helped (well, i do on that one, but i'm taking care of that myself)...

had to laugh my ass off at #30...so true, so true...

(Not a regular reader, was referred by BBSpot.com. Hello there.)

Obviously, these wouldn't have been my list of things, hence the title "I", referring to yourself. Still, would you care to explain #11? Even assuming that this is a general anti-globalization rant, isn't it worth it? (Well, obviously you don’t think it does.) The better service, the economic growth both in the employer country and in the countries of the employed, and the worldwide connectivity?

(If this seems extremely off topic or you deem it inappropriate, simply delete this post.)

jeez, Jake, a girl makes mention of her bra size and everyone comes a'runnin'...i've had 10 hits from this url in the past hour or so! LMAO...poor bastards are probably hoping i'm showing them off somewhere...NOT! hahaha...

p.s. #28? i have one of those donation buttons, but that's cuz i'm actually poor and my kids need diapers and stuff...so, i'm not begging for me, it's for the kiddies...:D

i think that blogging in general is a pretty stupid part of the internet...so you write all your personal shit on some website everyday? so what? who cares? I think the only people who care about blogging is other bloggers (unless we are speaking of the great tuckermax)...

eye h8 it all!

Hey Steve What the hell is "vfr" You can't just start droping three letter acronyms and expect people to know what the you are saying. ok? dkj deh dhrh dhehkf!

This isn't an anti-globalization rant it is a anti-globalization statement.
If you want to read my actual anti globalization rant it is at ( http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/jake_jakes_3xthursday_war_and_peace_in_the_global_village.php ) So what are you all for laying off Americans and sending the jobs to India?

Hey sessone you should read part 13. I like blogs I just like them more when they are done well

Interstitials are the worst, 'nuff said, though I agree with most everything you wrote. "Yeah, what HE said!" =)

That Marty guy's comments (on the 'Stupid People' link) was a pretty damn good read. Not that I am trying to encourage this behavior, but it's people like him that provide endless hours of amusement for people like me (only because I'm thinking in my head that Marty actually takes himself seriously). I bet Ma4+y c0|_|ldn'+ h4ck hi$ \/\/4y 0|_|+ 0f 4 p4p3r b4g. LOL.

The WTO used to be run by a previous Prime Minister of New Zealand.

http://www.wto.org/english/thewto_e/dg_e/mm_e.htm

COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON. GRACE, PEACE AND LOVE FROM THIS PART OF THE ATLANTIC TO YOU. I HOPE MY LETTER DOES NOT CAUSE YOU TOO MUCH EMBARRASSMENT AS I WRITE TO YOU IN GOOD FAITH. BASED ON THE CONTACT ADDRESS GIVEN TO ME BY A FRIEND WHO WORKS AT THE NIGERIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE ATTACHED TO YOUR EMBASSY IN MY COUNTRY. PLEASE EXCUSE MY INTRUSION INTO YOUR PRIVATE LIFE.I AM BARRISTER GRAHAM DOUGLAS,I REPRESENT MOHAMMED ABACHA, SON OF THE LATE GEN. SANI ABACHA, WHO WAS THE FORMER MILITARY HEAD OF STATE IN NIGERIA. HE DIED IN 1998. SINCE HIS DEATH, THE FAMILY HAS BEEN LOOSING A LOT OF MONEYDUE TO VINDICTIVE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WHO ARE BENT ON DEALING WITH THE FAMILY.

*snicker* i just got one of those Nigerian emails...hehe...crazy...it's up to 50 now, Jake...;) just thought i'd let ya know!! :D

Jake- I have to say that I have really enjoyed today's post. You are in rare form. I loved the list of 33 and your edits on the first 2 comments. 8Bit rocks!

Post rocks!
got here from bbspot.com btw. :)

just to stir it though, #10 is a *little* bit biased.
I mean, are you saying that child-porn selling freaks in places that aren't russia or 3rd world are ok? And they don't have a place in hell reserved for them? Or do you, for some reason, think that it doesn't go on outside those countries?

I know, I'm being an anal bastard, but it just bugged me for some reason. I'm not trying to pull a #17 ;)

cheers

For your entertainment, I submit to you the most retarded "anti right click script" I have seen: http://www.fearsquadron.com/2%20Pinups%20HQ.htm

I think we all *or at least those that are cool enough* know who #9 is about.. and the whole Nigerian email thing reminds me a lot of my french petroleum email stalker.. which since I took his emails and posted them on here ridiculing him... have stopped.

*STANDING OVATION*

Heh, interesting. Most of these things are reason I love the internet. Being on AOL, I do see alot of that(26). It gives the rest of us a bad name. (See http://satanichu.diaryland.com or http://www.atheistdiary.com for examples of AOL'ers that are not idiots)

I still think your money is better spent of just about any ISP
http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/jake_this_just_in_aol_sucks.php

That is largely a matter of opinion. I prefer AOL to the other ISPs I have used. True, I haven't used that many (about 3), but I'm comfortable with AOL. I really don't see why it should be described in such a negative manner, unless perhaps you're a serious webmaster. Otherwise, I have no problems with it.

Well I am a serious web master. I still think you are paying too much to use a grossly inferior service. I have used six ISP in my ten years on the net and AOL was the worst experience by far.

Humm.. .I should update the list.

It depends on what you mean by "inferior." It suits my needs fine, and is easy for me to use. I have never really been into all the technical stuff.

in·fe·ri·or
adj.

1. Low or lower in order, degree, or rank
2.
a. Low or lower in quality, value, or estimation
b. Second-rate; poor

Heh, yes, I know inferior means. I simply meant in what respect, as in web browsing, e-mail, and such. It's really not that important though, everyone is entitled to their opinion. "We're all individuals" as my friend used to say...constantly...

Yeah you see for web surfing AOL channels all of the traffic through their proxy servers so it is much slower than a normal ISP expecially for dial up. And for email AOL has been either selling their email accounts to spammers or not doing enough to protect their customers from being harvested by spammers.

Saedin, what does AOL give you that you can't get better and cheaper elsewhere?

Isn't this a #9?
Certainly smells like one...

Sorry I am male. I'll leave #9 up to you.

How about #34: Arguments over the merits of AOL? Yeesh. AOL is a product, much like gasoline and spam fritters. If someone wants to use it, that's their business.

Although I will say that I am rarely surprised when some person sending me a "WHY D U HAET AMERCIA ADN LUV TEH SADAM? U R STUPD ADN U CANT SPEL RITE. I WANT YOU WOULD DIEY" flame is using AOL to do it.

Once again I must thank you propper for making me an exception. I never pretend to be a pin up. well some may see me that way, but ya know they have special interests. It's an honor to be mentioned!

Rokin the J!

We need AOL just like we need WALMART, MCDONALDS and OPRAH. It's there for people who don't want to exert enough effort to think for themselves, shop differently or get too deep into computer technology.

Not everyone needs to master the world-wide interweb and I applaud AOL because it helps senior citizens facilitate processes like: send and recieve email and casually surf a cleased-internet with big buttons, happy faces and of course "you've got mail!".

Beautiful list, I remember when I typed up something like this... it got kinda long though so I trashed it - and realized I hate about over 50% of the trash online. WAY over 50%... I have yet to finish my site... urgh... I bet some bitchy web-clique owner can whip one up in a night. Why so quick? Cause it SUCKS

Nice, most of those are things i hate about the net too. Some sites actually do need the money they ask for though, such as http://www.helponthe.net/. Personally i think that the blogs are just a waste of space on web-providers. Ive found that google toolbar really is the best for popups. I also used to get alot of those chain letters from people but since maybe last june ive stopped getting them.

Nice, most of those are things i hate about the net too. Some sites actually do need the money they ask for though, such as http://www.helponthe.net/. Personally i think that the blogs are just a waste of space on web-providers. Ive found that google toolbar really is the best for popups. I also used to get alot of those chain letters from people but since maybe last june ive stopped getting them.

Well I pay for my blog. not that much but I am constantly turning down people wanting to advertise here.

I would rather use a web-browser that does not suck as much as IE. That is why I am a Mozilla user.