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Vanilla Sky is Guaranteed!

Memorial Day weekend sucks ass! The next person who asks me for Vanilla Sky is getting kicked right in the teeth. I am now in the process of building a time machine so that I may go back in time and assassinate Tom Cruise before Vanilla Sky can be made. The only suitable way to dispose of him would be by fiberglass enema.

Watch for the sequel: Vanilla Sky 2: The Curse of Tom Cruise.

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Excuse me sir I was wondering if you had any new Tom Cruise movies? Like Vanilla Sky perhaps?

Posted by: Jake at May 27, 2002 1:42 AM

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