I now have a blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes, just like Michael Myers. What is the reason? I just found out that the new Halloween movie isn"t playing here in McMinnville! These McMinnvillians are a bunch of pussies! How dare they deny me my dosage of murderiffic Michael Myers mayhem? I don"t want to drive all the way to Portland and back! Maybe I"ll have to wait until I get back to Seattle. I don"t know if I can wait that long, though. I might axe-murder someone in the meantime.
Michael Myers was funny in those austin Powers movies and Wayne's World!!!
to the other guys comment. dumbass...
It was a joke. Dumbass.