At first I was puzzled. When I first picked up a bottle of this stuff called "water," I thought, "What do I do with this stuff? What"s the point?" But I was pleasantly surprised to discover one of water"s greatest strengths, versatility. Not only is this stuff safe to drink, but all doctors endorse it and actually recommend swallowing it several times a day. It contains no preservatives, cholesterol, or sugar. Amazingly, it seems to contain no harmful elements at all! Even contact with the eyes or skin is harmless. Because of this, there really is no better substance on the market for rinsing your body of dirt and odor. Not only that, but shampooing your hair is a thousand times less troublesome when used in conjunction with water. Water"s cleaning power isn"t limited to your own body, either. Clothes, cars, dishes, silverware, pets, and countless other things all can be cleaned with water. It"s truly a universal cleaning solution. It"s also very inexpensive, and widely available. The only weak areas are its somewhat lackluster taste, the painful effect it has when inhaled, and its inability to clean electronics. Still, I wish I had been the one to invent this widely used substance, so I could own the copyright. I give the liquid "water" a 9 out of 10. Sure, it can"t solve every problem, but ask yourself this. Does root beer cover two thirds of the Earth that you can swim in? Have you tried washing yourself in gasoline? Do you know anyone whose body is composed of 90% ketchup? Do you think the Controller of Planet X conquered our planet for its vast supplies of Gatorade? No! Think about it, H2O naysayers.