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Review: Godzilla Final Wars!
When I heard that the newest Godzilla movie was playing at the Seattle International Film Festival, I was excited. And with the news that this was going to be the last Godzilla movie(yes, I know they've said that before) and had twice the budget of previous films, all to be released on the big G's 50th anniversary, I couldn't contain myself anymore. So I suddenly found the strength to wrench myself free of the chains where I was being held indefinitely in George Bush's dungeon on charges of sedition and escaped! That's where I have been and why I have been unable to post anything as of late, and if you don't believe that, you're either delusional, a terrorist, or part of the left-wing biased media. On to the review!
For Godzilla's 50th birthday Toho wanted to do something different, something that packs and punch and was a break of routine. As much as they tried to be experimental with the newest films, they wound up writing the same type of stories and bringing back the same monsters over and over again. The last film, Godzilla x Mothra x Mechagodzilla Tokyo S.O.S., while full of action and fun to watch, packed none of the surprise or spectacle that Final Wars does. It was Godzilla fighting two monsters that he had just fought in the previous two movies, by the same team that made some of the latest movies. Nothing to get excited about except that it was a new Godzilla movie. For Final Wars, Toho hired Ryuhei Kitamura, the now-famous director or Versus and gave him twice the normal budget.
The result, while not a "good" movie, is a real surprise and a whole lot of fun. The story is somewhat like one of Toho's other "last" Godzilla movies, Destroy All Monsters. In order to combat all the monsters that are constantly attacking Japan, scientists develop a new race of mutant humans with special powers to fight them. Aliens from Planet X come to Earth, and what appears to be a peaceful meeting is soon revealed to be a plot to conquer the world. Instead of a desire to harvest Earth's water supply as was the case in Monster Zero, this time the Xiliens are out to harvest Earth's people for food. They take control of all of the monsters and send them out to destroy all of Earth's major cities. The surviving humans travel to Antarctica, where Godzilla was imprisoned in ice several years ago. Godzilla is set loose to blast his way through all the lesser monsters and the Xiliens. In a last-ditch effort, the controller of Planet X brings out his secret weapon, Monster X to fight Godzilla.
This movie is very much in the spirit of the old Godzilla movies of the 60's and 70's, though with better effects and more chaotic. All of the returning monsters, and there are a lot of them, are from that era. Some are old favorites who I was mighty glad to see on the big screen again, while others were one-timers who I never thought I'd see again. Almost every old foe from the golden age of Godzilla cinema makes an appearance. Even Minya shows up, and at first, his presence seems pointless and strictly for laughs, but he actually becomes an important plot point later on. Also, a certain pregnant iguana shows up, and he/she is a nice enough addition to the roster of lesser monsters. Of course, this impostor Godzilla must finally meet the real thing, and what follows is my favorite moment in the movie. I said it was going to be a short fight, and it was. It's not every day that you get to see an annoying CGI character that everyone hates get beaten and killed onscreen. If only the same thing had happened in Star Wars...
Final Wars is loud, fast and energetic. It's constantly shifting from one action sequence to another, with just enough dialogue and story to keep things interesting. It's over two hours long but it seemed to go by pretty fast. There are plenty of monster fights, but they don't tend to last very long. Godzilla is so ferocious that he rips through many of his opponents with a single attack. It's cool to see him easily tear his way through old foes that once gave him so much trouble, but at the same time, I wish I could have seen more of certain monsters. Hedorah's appearance is only a few seconds, barely long enough to get a good look at him. Too bad.
This is a Godzilla movie that doesn't take itself too seriously. One of the main characters is a big, burly American named Captain Gordon who looks like Sergeant Slaughter and speaks all his lines in English. His delivery of one-liners at the end of scenes is so hilariously bad that you can't help but love him. The leader of the Xiliens is also quite memorable, very over-the-top evil, but still not above throwing temper tantrums when Godzilla kills one of his monsters.
The plot doesn't make a whole lot of sense. It is never really explained where all the monsters came from, or why the leader of Planet X wants to kill all the humans who are supposed to be his food supply. It is, however, full of references to past Godzilla movies and other Toho sci-fi films. Captain Gordon pilots a flying submarine warship that fans will recognize as "Atragon" in the U.S. or "Goten" in Japan. There is mention of a fiery planet called Gorath on a collision course with Earth. An American actor is named Glenn. Several actors from the old days appear and even have the same names as their characters from the classic movies. Music themes from 60's and 70's G-movies pops up now and then, but not enough if you ask me.
I'm disappointed in some fans' reactions to this movie. They say it is the worst Godzilla movie ever, blah blah blah. It seems some fans say that about every new Godzilla movie that comes out. As for me, I'd much rather have this than "Godzilla vs. Mothra vs. King Ghidorah vs. Mechagodzilla." This is a popcorn movie, all about fun and spectacle. This one really made me nostalgiac for some of the old, classic 60's Godzilla flicks. Even more so than Fraudzilla did. And while I don't really believe that this is the last Godzilla movie, just as Destroy All Monsters, Terror of Mechagodzilla and Godzilla vs. Destroyah were not really the last ones, it is a satisfying enough note to end on for now. In the meantime, we can hope that the new King Kong or Gamera creates a giant monster fever that Toho can cash in on. If not, I'm sure we'll be seeing the big G again in a few years. Long live the king!
BBQ at June 4, 2005
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THREE CHEERS FOR Ryuhei Kitamura!
Posted by: Jake of 8bitjoystick.com at June 5, 2005 12:06 AM
I've never "enjoyed" the Godzilla movies; but, I do have a knack for abusing them ala MST3K :)
Posted by: Jason at June 5, 2005 5:52 AM
The Godzilla movies made after 1984 are quite different than the classic ones. The US "Fraudzilla" movie does not count. This one had a big budget and things blew up real good.
Posted by: Jake of 8bitjoystick.com at June 5, 2005 10:55 AM
GodziLLa spelled it is!
Posted by: Jim at June 6, 2005 12:50 AM
when does the movie comes out on dvd in new york couse i really want to watch it
Posted by: joselito at June 18, 2005 7:33 AM
Good question Joselito. You should email Sony pictures or the companys that has been making the other Godzilla DVDs in the US and let them know you want this movie.
Posted by: Jake of 8bitjoystick.com at June 18, 2005 10:48 AM
I liked it when hedorah and ebirah got toasted by godzilla. I give it 5 stars.
Posted by: matthew at June 20, 2006 5:16 PM

