Well the big news in my family is that my older sister just had a baby recently, so I'm officially somebody's uncle now. I must say that this baby is very cute and from what I've heard she is very healthy and well behaved. But my sister and her husband did a cruel thing to this baby. They named her "Ghinali Sage Seyrak." I have no idea where the name Ghinali came from. I believe it may be Thai, since my sister's husband is Thai. We all know sage as the aromatic grayish-green shrub, or as the character in video games who is always full of knowledge and wisdom. As for Seyrak, the "sey" comes from my last name Crissey and the other half comes from the husband's Thai last name, which is so hard to pronounce I can never remember it. But one thing about that name, I would not name my worst enemy Ghinali Sage Seyrak. That girl is going to get picked on in school. Why not name her Sue Smith? Or Cammy White? Or even Mary-Jane Namikawa. Well, at least the kid will probably get good at spelling at an early age. In conclusion, I rate this baby a 10 in baby goodness. But I rate the name a 3. At least she was not named Stinkypants Van Winkeldesheikmeier. Overall, this baby gets a rating of 6. I wish I could give her a higher score but OH! That silly name.
God what sick cruel bastards! My Cousin had her kid this rning so I am a great uncle or something like that. But I went to my step neices birthday party today and got her some Hello Kitty Crayons.
OK that is bad but at least it sounds foreign.
that way people wont think you just made it up. One of my buddies named his son Zandor-Grey!!!!
can anyone tell me what that name means? I know it has some kind of geek-fantasy-novel connotation
to it but what is it?
My Cousin Sabrina had her baby this weekend. She had a healthy baby boy and descided to name him Samual Adams Haire both Sam and Adams are family names but the kid is also named after a founding Father and one of my favorite kinds of Beers!