I'm sick of all these politicians. You know why no one ever votes anymore? Because all the choices we have stink! Usually it's like having to choose between AIDS and cancer! So in the next presidential election, make your vote count and vote for the Macho Man Randy Savage! No other man is more qualified to run the country. He's big, he's tough, he eats his beef! Anyone who crosses him gets a flying elbow drop! Plus, we would all get tax rebates for buying Slim Jims. OH YEAH!!
You know President Reagan was a B movie action, Congressman Sonny Bono was a70s singer and Minnesota Gov Jesse Venture was a WWF wrestler BUT HE SUCKED! No one could beat the legislative power of the Macho Man not to mention all the years of charity that the macho man has done to help end child hood boredom by his charitable distribution of Slim Jimsä
heh i think i actually watch the "state of the nation" address if macho man were giving it.
heh i think i actually watch the "state of the nation" address if macho man were giving it.
OMG YESSSSS!!!! I believe that ol' Randy could really make a positive diference in the 2party system. Plus he would walk around without secret service agents because if there were ever an as*asination attempt he would just SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!!!!! and the "evildoers would be vanquished!!!" You have my vote. Plus "macho man"
randy savage would just sound COOL and strike fear into the hearts of just aboot(canadian spelling)anyone who doesn't agree with the U.S.!
I think ANY pro wrestler would make a good president. They're tall, they're big, they're muscular. They would be nice and imposing when they meet with foreign dignitaries. Besides, it's not like the President actually makes the decisions anyway.
However, I liked Rowdy Roddy Piper better.
Isn't Rowdy Roddy Piper a scottsman? You have to be born in the US to be President so that rules ARRRNULD out.
I don't think he was ACTUALLY Scottish, I just think that was his "gag". I may be wrong though.
Now that I think about it Rowdy Roddy Piper accent did suck. I mean he is not as scottish as Groundskeeper Willy