Well Fraudzilla did suck ass! I mean how come an iguana cant fall through a NY city street into the subway? Why were the helicopter pilots so inept that they couldnt catch a giant lizard? Why would a lizard that size run from a couple of gnat sized attack helicopters? The real Godzilla would have just shot them out of the sky with flame breath or the tail manuever. I will humor people who say that the effects were good....what they really mean is SOME OF THE effects were good. I still say a guy in a rubber suit stomping through meticulously constructed model cities is way cooler and the flames are REAL! By the way the graphic that you used where he is traversing the bridge is utter bullcrap because a suspension bridge would never hold 700 tons of iguana! Theoretically you could drive a 747 over that bridge if the wingspan wasnt that long and they were folded in but a 747 only wieghs about 60 tons. A 747-400 wieghs almost a hundred tons but you could not stack them seven high and drive them over because it would snap the couplings on the cable suspension. Add the stomping action and it would be an even sooner disaster. It would be like me, a 220lb man trying to walk over a bunch of paper plates suspended by twine.

Also the real Godzilla would just smash or burn the bridge for effect and wade through the ankle deep water to destroy some more stuff. Or he might possibly set it on fire for the camera angles while eating a train full of people and step on a few J.D.F. tanks on the way.
http://www.jda.go.jp/jgsdf/index_e.html

I like how Fraudzilla can out run attack copters but that magical taxi cab driven by the Frenchmen is just to fast for it. They didn't even have to use any super powerful missiles just standard weapons. It is a damn shame and I still think the American ambassador to Japan ( http://usembassy.state.gov/tokyo/wwwhamb-main.html ) needs to apologize for the insult to the movie goers of Japan.

Normally scientific inaccuracies don't bother me in sci-fi movies, but the reason they decided Fraudzilla could not breathe fire is that it would be too unrealistic. So apparently it's realistic to believe that an H-bomb can turn an iguana into a 200-foot asexual dinosaur that can burrow underground, run 200mph and lay 200 eggs at a time, but having it BREATHE FIRE too is just too unbelieveable.

Well, perhaps to destroy Fraudzilla with the terrifying Nunzilla... with real sparks even.
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=NUNZ&Category_Code=TOYT

Ha Nunzilla shoots sparks out of her MOUTH!!! HAHAHA....i wonder it the make a satanzilla toy so you could wind them up and have the fight each other. I used to have a boxing nun toy. I would make it box with my mister T boxing toy which was always loads of fun.

Well, there's the nun punching bag: http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=NNBP&Category_Code=TOYW

And did I hear Mr. T mentioned?
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=CHIA

Personally, I think the best treatment of this "film" came from the horribly translated Dreamcast game Illbleed, with all the billboards featuring some kind of bug-thing smashing up Tokyo that read "GODLLA: SIZE IS PROBLEM!"

But Christ, this movie came from Roland "Universal Independence Patriot Soldier Day The" Emmerich. He wanted to make his own Jurassic Park. It's just too bad he had to corrupt one of the greatest names in cinema to do it.

I do, however, look forward to his Citizen Kane remake, in which Charles Foster Kane (Bruce Willis) must battle an evil supercomputer named Rosebud and avert nuclear annihilation. Apparently, the idea of basing it on the life story of an aging plutocrat was "too unrealistic" for "today's sophisticated movie-going audiences."

I still have the free collectable drink cup holder from Taco Bell. I think you put it on the window of your car when its rolled down or something. It looks like the fake Godzilla presented in the film.