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BBQ Enterprises, Inc. Is Relocating
Fabulous news! I have just been offered a fantastic new job in Texas and I am leaving today! My excellent new boss Hank Hill says I will be just great at selling propane, and I'm sure to get along swell with all of the Bush supporters! Yee haw! No wait, that was Jacob Metcalf's Secret Plot. That didn't really happen to me.
However, BBQ Enterprises is in fact acquiring a new location. Why? Because there comes a time when it is just not worth it anymore. Why burn your hard-earned money on a place that threatens to collapse on you at any moment? Especially when there are much cheaper places without all the peeling paint, dripping faucets, regurgitating kitchen sinks, holes in the walls, loud monorails, buses, and hordes of crackheads? Yes, I have gotten my claws on a new place, nearby, in the Queen Anne area. Just blocks from the lower Queen Anne Blockbuster and next to the world-famous Space Needle. And the best part is, it's $160 less every month. Man that is enough to buy 38.4 brand new video games in a year! Or 9.6 Xboxes! Word up that is dope! Also just around the corner from three 24-hour stores. Got a hankerin' for beef jerky at 4am? No problem.
This has been a public service announcement. I apologize in advance to all of the lonely women of Blanchard St. who will miss my nightly services.
BBQ at February 19, 2004 
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Dude when are you moving? and email me where you are moving to!
Posted by: Jake at February 20, 2004 12:20 PM
God damn it. I left my notebook at home and went to your old place. You were not there so I went to blockbuster and no one knew where you were moving to and I walked all up and down Queen Ann fucking hill. Damn Hey do you need help moving on Feb 29th? I can bring my car if you need it?
Posted by: Jake of 8bitjoysick.com at February 21, 2004 4:15 PM
You wanker. You should have let me know you were coming. That's a real convenient excuse, forgetting your notebook, but everybody knows you're just scared of the fameasser. You were probably hiding under your bed the whole time saying, "No more fameassers...no more spinning piledrivers...if I hide here maybe I'll be safe."
Posted by: BBQ at February 22, 2004 3:00 PM
Man, I love Queen Anne, especially lower Queen Anne. When I moved up here last March I stayed in the Mediteranian Inn there at Queen Anne and Republican, about 50 feet from that Blockbuster. Be Prepared to spend a lot of time at The Mecca, bar opens early, food is great dive food.
Heck, you can actually USE the monorail as transportation. I took it downtown all the time to eat at the Athenian in Pike Place.
Dammit, now I'm all misty eyed.
Posted by: Scott at February 23, 2004 10:05 PM
